Everything about this is fucking amazing.

  1. The fact that this guy’s name is technically Dick Tack
  2. The fact that he describes himself as a Polymath and Anti-Communist
  3. That he has 21.8 THOUSAND posts on Quora
  4. The fact that he does not answer the asked question at all, but that he instead launches into an insane Boomer rant about how he and his friends would be judgemental against anybody who orders an alcoholic drink with milk in it because it is “girly”
  5. That, despite referring to himself as a “Polymath”, he supposedly had to Google what “liquor” meant

And of course he’s British, only an Anglo could act like this and think it makes him look cool.

67 points

I had to google what an anti-communist is and found that what you actually mean is a nazi.

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25 points

Some of them are monarchists. Still shit, just with a different texture.

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Yeah but most of the anticommunist monarchists are old veterans who walk around in their old uniform all day and play field games with their old teacher friend who’s a union man but not ideologically dedicated because he’s the only one who will keep them company now that their wife has passed and the small bits of time they aren’t talking to that friend (who their wife was also in love with on and off throughout her life, by the way) they go sit up in the booth overlooking the town and play guard for the union even though no one can get over that wall anyway, at least not without roundhouse kicking a racial supremacist, becoming a racial supremacist, or getting Cuno’s permission to use his shortcut onto the roof and succeeding an athletics check to grab a cloak

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Amazing response

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Pallet swapped nazis

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I have the self harming habit of hearing them out to hate them better. I genuinely think that any alliance between the two would immediately turn to civil war if they won. I’ve even convinced one that “yeah sure, have an elected monarch so long as they are building socialism with the intent to build communism.

That last guy, his hard limit is being catholic. Like if I can undermine his faith enough it’s just time and effort to get a proper socialist out of him. The Vatican is literally the only thing between him and being a Lenin Stan

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Quora has tons of Nazi powerusers. I’ve seen some crazy stuff like straight up holocaust denial and blood libel. The moderation is essentially non-existent so they congregate there.

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50 points

also Hindu nationalism is rampant

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10 points

And there’s enough incels to make :reddit-logo: blush.

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in my local pub with the manly gents, masculine lads, and heterosexually tumescent chums, we use the term “spirits” because we believe, as loyal subjects of royal academy of aristocratic science, ghosts are in the drink and it is these ghosts are responsible for all the ballywho, williwaw, and even foofaraw our social club engages in.

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16 points

I wish I could be tumescent

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tfw no williwaw :deeper-sadness:

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39 points

English first language and doesn’t know what “liquor” means :data-laughing:

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39 points

Quora is full of massive brainworms. They definitely seem to conflate large word counts and harshness with intelligence

I remember seeing a question about what would happen if you tried to approach the white house, and the answer was basically that you would be dead instantly by dozens of snipers (even though I’ve seen people get pretty close on the news every few months or so)

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It’s like that all over western social media.

I wonder how we start reversing the superstition that being confident, cynical and nasty means someone is right?

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Academically, you try to be terse to the point and neutral, amusingly the same as the ‘military speech’ these terminally online fasc in the grass chudlets worship yet lack the mind and discipline to replicate. This fool is educated only in hate and ligma.

Anyway, don’t be talking shit about Bailey’s, its awesome in a hot chocolate. I’ll drink all the girly French drinks I want and no one cares minus my poor wallet.

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Bailey’s got me through Final Fantasy XIII. Since the first 20 hours of the game are like a “narrow hallway simulator,” and the combat is basically pressing two buttons every now and then, it worked out pretty well. It also helped keep me from remembering the specifics of that shitty combat system, and I am a better person for it. Thank you, Bailey’s!

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