You can’t write a comment about code you wrote if you don’t know how it works either :very-smart:

I cut my teeth on competition programming and now if anyone other than the compiler can understand my lightning fast spaghetti I feel like I’ve failed as a person. If I ever have a bug I just recode everything from scratch. Functions are only for recursion and passing as pointers. For anything else copy pasting will do. I have never used more than one file and at the start of that file I import every core library of every language I have listed in my resume. I do not know what the words “Third Party” mean. A coworker once tried to explain it to me and I reported them to our boss for violating competitive integrity. I force push directly to master and attempt to publish to production as soon as my code passes the trivial test cases. I never look at the same file twice. If someone yells at me I will recode the problem from scratch. I have a crippling addiction to Adderall. I get my error cases from server crash logs and user bug reports and call this fuzz testing. I have cost my employers upwards of $80 million and been fired three times.I excel at technical interviews. My salary is $480,000/year.

oh no, the Computor Mages are talkin their magick speak again

My code is self-documenting :very-smart:

You can’t fire me because nobody else will be able to parse what any of this shit does.