https://twitter.com/FoxGGreen/status/1550181570421706753

Baristas also deserve to be hand fed by an influencer looking to make 5 trillion views from charity porn.

If being a barista was completely superfluous to running a coffee shop, why would companies like Starbucks even bother hiring them then lmao.

It’s pretty obvious these patsoc losers are trying to abuse Marx’s concept of productive and unproductive labor. But productive labor as understood by Marxists within a capitalist society just means labor that contributes to the surplus value of the particular commodity being sold. A commodity is a good or service that is for sale on the market, meaning the production of a commodity is not just the physical manufacturing of a good but the distribution of the good in the market as well. To use an often quoted example, someone who carves a wooden chair for personal use hasn’t created a commodity because the chair is only for private use. It’s only when they place the chair on the market for sale, be it a physical store or an online store like Amazon, that the chair becomes a commodity.

From this lens, baristas obviously perform productive labor because not only do they produce coffee drinks from various ingredients, where the exchange value of the final product is greater than the sum of the exchange value of the constituent ingredients, but the baristas are also the final step in distribution of the drink within the market by virtue of directly interacting with customers. Even ignoring the part where baristas perform socially necessary labor through the production of drinks, without baristas, the drinks would all be sitting in a fridge outside the reach of customers. Within the framework of capitalist property rights, customers can’t just walk into the back of the shop and take it out of the fridge, meaning those drinks, by being barred from customers and the market, aren’t commodities yet.

Within a business firm, actual unproductive labor from the prospective of capitalists is HR or the accounting department or internal counsel because none of them directly produce surplus value of the commodity. It doesn’t mean they aren’t necessary or useful to the business. Even if they don’t directly produce surplus value, Starbuck’s accountants might save the company millions of dollars by exploiting various bullshit tax loopholes and Starbuck’s lawyers might save the company millions of dollars for successfully defending the company in court.

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Shit like this is why I love this site, I click a topic to just get angry at Starbucks and walk away with more Marxist education. :fidel-salute:

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This site is like a stand-up comedy open mic night at a communist bookstore.

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this answer is worthy of being taught on a Marxist course

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GOOD post

Death to America

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Excellent post :)

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Fuckin great materialist analysis comrade

:fidel-salute-big:

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Going to my neighborhood PatSoc cafe, where we put on hardhats and sing the pledge of allegiance at coffe beans until they turn into lattes.

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Caleb? Is that you?

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We grind the coffee beans by hitting them with sledgehammers and pickaxes.

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Not truly a friend of proletariat unless your stirring your coffee flavored dessert drink with a greasy wrench.

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What the fuck of course Starbucks would cease to exist without baristas :galaxy-brain: tf is supposed to happen at a Starbucks without baristas?

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They want to replace them with robots. Turn Starbucks into a walk-in vending machine with a WiFi spot. If they do that, they’ll lose a huge chunk of their customer base- but a fraction of billions is still billions.

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The ever-present false threat of automation as a form of labor discipline

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praying for the delware court to force elon to buy twitter only for him to shut it down out of spite

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Some debate addicts will say anything to get their fix.

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mayos squelch?

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Dudes … flop?

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:kombucha-disgust:

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Without the baristas you can enjoy eating plain coffee beans

Of course Starbucks ceases to exist if the laborers that transform shitty burnt coffee beans into sugary monstrosities cease to exist

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I could have made the coffee myself if I wanted to. Therefore, your work has no value.

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