Game has the same kind of quests. Fetch herbs but you just haphazardly mow over most of them. Save a farm from bandits except you’re just blasting them. Kill quest to take out some liches tower but you just blow it up instead of raiding it.

All the npcs treat you like you’re not a tank and are baffled by the way you complete their quests. Maybe get really absurd by completing some kind of mount upgrade where you’re just a tank on top of some huge horse and it doesn’t really make you any more mobile than before.

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It could be called “World of Tanks”

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Funny thing is that my roommate/friend was trying to watch a illegal stream of a baseball game when an ad for World of Tanks came on and that’s exactly what got me thinking

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Game idea: You play as a tankie in a fantasy mmo-esque world

Game has the same kind of quests. Fetch herbs but you just describe their use value instead. Save a farm from bandits except you’re just critiquing them for their lumpenprole actions. Kill quest to take out some liches tower but you just surrender it to the people instead of raiding it.

All the npcs treat you like you’re not a tankie and are baffled by the way you complete their quests. Maybe get really absurd by completing some kind of mount upgrade where you’re just karl marx on top of some huge horse and it doesn’t really make you any more mobile than before.

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I will now buy your game.

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You can get it here

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There is no game, buy skyrim again or else :todd:

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Tricked again ! I curse you Todd Howard !

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We could call it Tankie the Tank Goes Ballistic

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Get the rights to Thomas the train theme song or whatever and have it play whenever the destruction start really ramping up like the way DOOM does heavy metal

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I Got Reincarnated In A Fantasy Pottery Kingdom and All God Gave me Was THIS TANK??

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Yes, like an Isekai. Except you’re a tank. You’re just a tank, that’s your whole body.

Actually new idea: you get like swords and armor and stuff but it just gets attached to your tank haphazardly. Maybe even continuously, like there’s no limit to the helmets/armor/swords that you can keep slapping on your tank but they never really make any difference besides making you look more and more absurd until you reach the endgame where you’re just absolutely covered in weapons and armor.

You reach the evil dark lord at the end and hes the only one who even recognizes that you’re a tank covered in an absurd amount of gear and is just frightened and baffled

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Maybe even continuously, like there’s no limit to the helmets/armor/swords that you can keep slapping on your tank but they never really make any difference besides making you look more and more absurd until you reach the endgame where you’re just absolutely covered in weapons and armor.

Risk of Rain 2 vibes

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They’re not literally tank-shaped, but there’s a species of elephant people in Mass Effect who are super stocky and just carry artillery on their shoulders.

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