https://archive.is/BbLLI

The other car, a sedan, had its entire front sheered off and it looks like the cybertruck might have been at fault. This intersection seems to have a speed limit of 40mph/64kph

17 points

The damage to the other car, jesus. It’s been said before, but it’s only a matter of time until they start selling people literal APCs

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That car crumpled and probably saved the occupants. This highlights the another issue with the MemeTruck. It DOES NOT CRUMPLE meaning the energy not absorbed by the vehicle will be transferred to directly to the human body. Theres a reason ppl in tanks wear helmets.

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4 points

Hummer H1

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18 points

My heart goes out to lol

This is the new sorry for your loss for buttcoiners

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i went to a baby shower the other day in this rapid gentrification area of town that i have been avoiding for years. i saw like 3 teslas in as many minutes.

i also heard 2nd hand about a cybertruck parked in the most truly bourgeoisie shithead area. incredible how many rich losers are out there driving around in their L’s.

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I always give Teslas a huge berth because they all drive like assholes.

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13 points

These belong in a car crusher.

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3 points

Wouldn’t that violently ignite the battery cell?

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4 points

Just throw them in the ocean first

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8 points

They’re already part way to being a cube anyway, might as well help them finish the job.

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There is something uniquely American about the cyber truck. Actively making yourself and everyone around you less safe while doing the “right thing” ie driving an electric vehicle and also being gaudy as hell the entire time.

Each and every one of them is a micropackaged universe of shit.

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All because you want to crowdfund a crude finance capital parody of Henry Ford as he writes The International Jew because you have a weird parasocial relationship with a billionaire. When people write damning histories of this era, I hope the cybertruck is on the cover. It ties together everything bad.

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Before the term “enshitifcation” I had a similar observation. Like, even our villains are shittier versions of previous villains. Gone is the era of the golden age oligarchs. Now we just get some k-holed asshole that makes bad cars. Even capitalism was made shitty via capitalism.

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