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David Axe

He should stay in his lane, let’s hear what David Tank has to say about it next time.

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“I can already tell you that his opinions about axes are shitty too”

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The Lonely Mountain’s steel axes can plow through Moria goblins fortifications

The Lonely Mountain’s steel axes are the wrong weapons for Khazad Dum

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9 points

The orcs just rolled out Smaug-400 system dammit.

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8 points

Listen, the Khazâd had no reason to believe the goblins would pull an ancient Morgoth model Balrog out of mothball

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65 points

NATOids when their new perfect wunderwaffe is proven to be useless: (This has happened many times before and will happen again in the future)

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46 points

It’s not useless, Alvis Vickers Ltd. gets roughly 4 million £ for each of these.

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One of the only funny parts of this is watching western politicians realize how hideously expensive their equipment really is to just keep running

Like yeah, maybe it is the perfect weapon - if you have an entire mechanical arm dedicated to it, the fuel for it, the parts for it when they inevitably break in a couple weeks, bridges that can support the insane weight of them, and so on

Turns out if money is no obstacle, you can have seemingly powerful weaponry - but you need all of that money for it to work.

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17 points

Just like those Nazis… hmmmmm…

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65 points

Too heavy and still not enough armor? Oof lol

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55 points

It’s near impossible for modern MBT armour to stop a good hit from an equally modern ATGM or APFSDS round. The best way to survive is to not get spotted and hit in the first place. That’s why Soviet doctrine had it right, quick low profile tanks with “decent enough” armour. Hard and soft kill APS can help with RPGs and ATGMs but after seeing how the Trophy system of the IOF is absolute dogshit I don’t think it’ll be enough.

I think if natoids wanted an effective combat platform over grifting money, they would develop a tank with good all around protection against autocannons, but just enough armour on the frontal arc to get lucky vs dedicated anti tank weapons. If you have a 70 ton tank that gets penetrated by Kornets, might as well make a 50 ton tank that gets penetrated by Kornets instead and can actually cross bridges.

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41 points

the Trophy system of the IOF

In October 2023, Hamas used civilian DJI and Autel quadcopter drones, which dropped shaped-charge grenades to damage or destroy several Merkava tanks.

When your half ton multi million dollar state of the art tank defense is consistently defeated by $150 quadcopters available at Best Buy.

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I remember when those quadcopters were super expensive too, stay winning China

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if natoids wanted an effective combat platform over grifting money, they would develop a tank with good all around protection against autocannons, but just enough armour on the frontal arc to get lucky vs dedicated anti tank weapons.

That’s just a Leopard 1 with ERA bricks.

So yeah, you’re probably not wrong.

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This is pretty much why tanks are being phased out for missile vehicles or personnel carriers, in the same vein why battleships are not made anymore

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23 points

Missile vehicles? Like what?

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I should’ve probably clarified that MBTs as we currently know them are being phased out for lighter armored tanks with capabilities from the designs of missile vehicles or personnel carries. But specifically the USMC are getting rid of their MBTs entirely to develop lightly armored rocket launchers like the HIMARS.

Also the US Army are still holding on to the Abrams, but they are also open about how future development is based on the principal that current MBTs have hit their weight limit. So in the next decade or so we’ll probably see Abrams variants with less armor but heavily incorporating some design of missile and rocket carriers.

(There’s also drones/unmanned vehicles, but I doubt we’ll see any concrete media about that for a while)

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26 points

Hey at least they can plow. Tanks into plowshares or however that goes.

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54 points

Tank Wave Tactics

In NATO they only have enough tank shells for half their tanks. So they send them out in pairs, and when one tank falls the other one picks up its shells and continues fighting

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21 points

and then you can plow your yanks into the next

I have kinda hard time to decide if it was a typo, because AFU is known for using both tanks and foreign mercenaries as mine fodder.

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10 points

Russia using a cruise missile to merk the Reddit Brigade was probably a net win for Ukraine.

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You see, minefields have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own tanks at them until they reached their limit and shut down. ~ Zap Brannigan

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It’s the tank version of Ace Combat, endless tanks!

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“Oh, sure, now that they’re ‘too heavy, lack protection, and need too much support’ they’re my Challenger2?”

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