How To Beat A Landlord?

i recommend a bat

:rat-salute: Sounds like you got rats, mate. :rat-salute-2:

1. find faulty pipe segment

2. replace chewed up pipe with otherwise leaky pipe

3. say “it was like this when we found it”

4. pray to Satan, allah, jesus, whoever might owe you a favor

I’m not a lawyer

rodents are the go to here. if youre in a place that has raccoons or possums that’s an option too. all you gotta do with raccoons is show one in there because theyre so good at getting places that even way up in the air its believable.

youre focusing on the short term though, medium to long term you gotta find another place to live because no matter what happens that landlord is gonna be trying to throw you out and you don’t need that shit.