Explosive gains! Collapsing waistlines! Bush did 9/11!
8 points
Your bodyfat will melt faster than the tiles off of Building 7!!
Don’t miss a day! Unlike the owners of the complex!
15 points
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15 points
they’ll get you jacked enough to hijack
12 points
our prices are falling faster than people jumping out of 100th floor windows!
