“Melt away unwanted pounds with our Jet Fuel pre-work out protein shake.”
“Join our early morning E-Ring Bust Out class.”
Explosive gains! Collapsing waistlines! Bush did 9/11!
8 points
15 points
they’ll get you jacked enough to hijack
12 points
our prices are falling faster than people jumping out of 100th floor windows!
I cant find the original video rn but a few years back a furniture store in texas did a 9/11 themed commercial
never forget
4 points
Phone capture from when it aired on TV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI7Iitp59LE
