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Just be like me and look like you want to kill yourself constantly and stare at the ground dejectedly

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Oh christ! Just be fucking normal. Don’t stay too close, don’t stare like a weirdo, and just walk normally. Don’t start doing a fucking fast walk like you’re trying to pickpocket in Assassin’s Creed ffs.

Yeah, sometimes I’m uneasy if it’s a dark street and there’s one guy behind me. But isn’t a fucking moral judgement on the guy it’s a judgement on a society that endangers women and has insufficiently lit streets.

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Don’t start doing a fucking fast walk like you’re trying to pickpocket in Assassin’s Creed ffs.

:michael-laugh:

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You have to yell “I WILL NOT ASSAULT YOU” the whole walk. also it helps to dress up in a way that is not threatening, like a friendly clown

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Having put her at ease about you, make sure to carry a large butcher’s knife so she knows you can protect her in case of danger. Sprinkle some blood on it so that any threats know you can use it.

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8 points

Reddit tier meme sorry

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i did find it on reddit so yeah :gigachad:

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it’s good I like it 👍

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You guys walk? I haven’t seen a sidewalk in five years

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