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While playing as epic chungus seal team 6 do you get bonus points for every enemy you “canoe” or mutilate with your tomahawk after they’re already dead ?

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Everyone just assuming this is gonna be a rehash of Modern Warfare, but what if they pull a fast one and “Soap” ends up being a brave member of a secret elite Iraqi unit formed by Saddam who leads the resistance against the American aggressors?

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I’m betting on the campaign opening with the player character hijacking a plane and doing 9/11

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15 points

Remember, no Hijazi

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Not only will America come to your country and kill all your people, but what’s worse is that they’ll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.

Looks to be right on schedule. Looking forward to the scene where our protagonist is very sad about a bunch of civilians getting murdered but does nothing.

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We’ll learn that Iraq had nukes and it was actually former Soviets controlling them. Also they did indeed do 9/11.

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25 points

Watch them try to spin the Saddam Hussein as being a Soviet puppet somehow. Then a rogue groups of “Muslim extremists Or the “bad ones” want to do something with a nuke that’s aimed at like Israel or something

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In COD4 the Saddam standin nuked his own city for the explicit purpose of killing American soldiers because that makes sense. Then it turns out he was just a puppet for the crazy Russian baddy and he gets captured and executed in literally the very next mission

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6 points

I need to do a play through of the the remastered ones. Cod 4 and mw2.

I tried to with black ops. Made it through 1, and the second mission in black ops 2 I had to quit because it was so fucking stupid

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Well if highway of death was done by those evil Russians, then why not blame them for Iraq as well!

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No no no, you don’t understand. It’s a totally different fictional battle that just happens to be in the same country in the same war! SMH my head you gommulist conspiracists

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And it’s also just coincidence that the battle shares the name with a real life battle. Totally by chance, pinky promise

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That’s literally COD 4: MW

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Was going to say, setting this in Iraq feels redundant as we already had an Iraq stand-in in the first modern warfare, the whole game was like influenced by the war.

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and in MW2019 like every level was just a retell of a different Iraq war movie, with some Iran and Syria thrown in. what more is there to say guys? unless this game has Captain Price dome George W. Bush with a Desert Eagle in first person I don’t fucking care.

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Iraq stand-in

The original Modern Warfare took place in a post-revolutionary Saudi Arabia which unified with Iraq and Kuwait.

There’s a cinematic mission were you are a traitor of the revolution and you get shoot by the secundary villain of the game.

For some reason (racism and islamophobia i guess) the OpFor is also present in Afghanistan in the sequel.

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SPEAK ABOUT DESTRUCTION

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:duck-dance:

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