You and me are the only posters on Hexbear. Your account is the only one that I don’t own. I have to spend every waking and sleeping hour posting so that you think this website has real people. I am both sides of every struggle session

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why are you sometimes so mean to me but sometimes so nice

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Because I’m your mom and also your dad

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Dialectics!

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you are very good at coming up with creative slurs for my gender identity thank you comrade

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you mean that dm was from you?

:soviet-bottom:

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yes, and i felt very weird sending that dm to myself

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it was a great picture of our butthole though, to be fair

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wake up. it’s time to wake up.

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Yeah that makes sense, you’ve been stretched thin lately and the quality is going down.

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look the paycheck just isnt what it used to be, inflation and all that. my overseers in the bureau wont let me stop though

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Yeah for instance it was a lot of hard work when you (which is me) made this post and then I (as me) posted a reply and then I (as you) posted a reply to that reply. The bureau doesn’t recognize that dedication, which is exactly why you (ie me) made this post to shame them.

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I’ve been trying to train a markov bot to lighten the workload, but it keeps shitting out rants about john kerry being a vegan outdoor cat and they’re filled with transphobic slurs

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What? The posts since yesterday has been insanely high quality. Not saying it wasn’t before.

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The past 24 hours are like cheating tho

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