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America already has a monarchy. The Burger King and his Dairy Queen rule with an iron fist.

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Make Ronald Mcdonald King of America

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Ronald McDonald is the court jester, but actually has more power than the king because Ronald is Machiavellian while Burger King is incompetent

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Imagine being so pathetic that you actually want a king

wheres the guillotine emote, i know its around here somewhere

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:gui: :gui-better:

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This level of servility should be punished with a firing squad. If you want to be dommed that much, keep it in the fucking bedroom.

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bimbofy Jordan Peterson? I mean, if you say so…

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lol lmao bro bruh dude

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Wasn’t this Hegel’s position? Did Zizek use a curse on Peterson to make him Hegelian and it backfired?

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:hegel-kraken:

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