If there was a chart of this kind of thing or a solid non-SEO-spam resource, that would be helpful, too.

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I agree mint is very cool, and there are a surprising number of varieties, and when it decides to bolt, the flower clusters are beautiful

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tomatoes are easy to grow and usually kinda expensive… they just need lots of light and water.

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be me

grow radishes on a balcony

slugs somehow fucking know they’re up there???

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I just don’t know how they know they’re there! How do they know it’s worth climbing, at the rate of a gott dang slug, up to the second story of this building?? There’s so much plant matter they could be eating downstairs! They’re fuckin’ obsessed I tell you hwut

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if you can fight off the slugs and snails.

How do you go about doing that, by the way? I tried growing lettuce once. Completely, absolutely RIDDLED with pests. There wasn’t any edible result

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cries in western washington

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i put rings of salt around my containers like I’m warding off demons

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I go out every night with a salt shaker and a spade. They’re nocturnal and live near drains and gutters, and also on the underside of pots and such. It helps to be consistent, but I also have a very small plot to work with, so YMMV.

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netting/cloth

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If you really just want to plant and forget, potatoes require next to no effort and grow like weeds. They are however, the cheapest fucking vegetable in the grocery store. Might be a consideration depending on how much land you personally can and are willing to cultivate for food

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Potatoes like it when you mistreat them I swear. I can lovingly care for a potato, plant it, water it and have it die but the chunks I cut off with an eye haphazardly sprout in the grass and so do the ones I leave in the pantry??

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fucking masochistic subterranean starch nuggets

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:bottom-speak:

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if you’ve never grown anything before, do (non-Asian) radishes

it’s idiotproof and also more satisfying than growing leaves

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it’s idiotproof and also more satisfying than growing leaves

be me

try grow radishes

radishes are as thin as hairs

the thickest radish maybe a pinky finger, but with big huge leaves

all I’m growing is leaves for the slugs to eat

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did you do anything special to the soil? That seems like high nitrogen soil

I just planted them and barely even watered them and they were perfect, harvest in 1 month after seeding

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I think the problems are manifold here

started growing too hot, it’s been in the 90s all summer

put too many in the same container because I’m not Container Rich

soil probably isn’t nitrogen rich because I errrr uhhhh have been re-using soil, but I do occasionally give it a bit of that Miracle Grow ™

the most Radishy Radish I’m growing has been growing for probably two months now, and I destroyed all the others in its container. It’s still not getting much thicker though. Every single one of them seems to be growing root tissue above the soil which I feel like might contribute to them not thickening up

I figure I’ll just keep watering them until they either seed or die

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