When a real user uses the app(lemmy.ml)

posted 10 months ago

roon@lemmy.ml

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dumbass@lemy.lol

10 points

10 months ago

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

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roux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net

5 points

10 months ago

Me and dumb compact design blueprints on Dyson Sphere Program. I’ve had to tear parts of builds down an embarrassing amount of times to get unstuck because of the way hitboxes on refactionators and a few other buildings work in close proximity.

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Lunya \ she/it@iusearchlinux.fyi

5 points

10 months ago

I’m so glad you can automate QA jobs

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CarbonScored [any]@hexbear.net

4 points

10 months ago

Automated tests are cool, but they definitely aren’t a panacea in place of humans

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Wakmrow [he/him]@hexbear.net

5 points

10 months ago

Why

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Lunya \ she/it@iusearchlinux.fyi

1 point

10 months ago

don’t need an extra guy

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Wakmrow [he/him]@hexbear.net

8 points

10 months ago

You sound like an asshole to work with.

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PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk

4 points

10 months ago

what about the guy you need to maintain your test scripts.

the average developers doesn’t have enough of a test head to do a full end to end test suite

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atyaz [he/him]@hexbear.net

11 points

10 months ago

Extra guys have brains that automation scripts don’t though

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umbrella@lemmy.ml

13 points

10 months ago

well id expect the computer to crash if i threw it in the trash can

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booty [he/him]@hexbear.net

4 points

10 months ago

no you’re getting it confused with the crash can

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Digital Mark@lemmy.ml

8 points

10 months ago

This story is a lie.

There’s no “computer icon”. Dragging the System disk to trash ejects it on a classic Mac. If you burrow down into System, you can try deleting system files… which are locked and can’t be deleted.

You can test this yourself on Infinite Mac

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ToxicDivinity [comrade/them]@hexbear.net

9 points

10 months ago

The story seems to be referencing the first time apple had regular people try it which may have been in a focus group or at some kind of publicity event. If this did happen I’m sure they made safeguards against it before selling it

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cmg@infosec.pub

23 points

10 months ago

The closest I ever got to this story was working help desk in 1996. A user called up saying they had deleted the Internet.

Took me a while to understand he dragged “the Internet” to the recycle bin on the desktop.

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