For our hard of sight comrades:

Son: “I will testify that he is a reactionary!”

Mother: “But son, you can’t testify against your papa!”

Son: “STALIN IS MY PAPA!”

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Russian reforms break Chinese… holes??

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:volcel-judge: Say that louder comrade, into the tape recorder?

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Families, though the translator said “homes”

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Actually that word is usually translated as “households”. The house and all the people in it.

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well the Chinese word for family and house is the same

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22 points

Stalin is everyone’s dad and he’s proud of you.

:josus-stalin:

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I had to sit through hours of Christian indoctrination in my youth and never once got all the candy I could eat.

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Young stalin could definitely be my daddy 😏

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15 points

Same

:stalin-cig: :panting:

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14 points

:volcel-judge: Step away from the nice man and into this cell please.

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does the cell also have pictures of young stalin in it? because I can finish there if it’s easier for everyone

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7 points

:volcel-vanguard:

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Happy cake day, copper

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6 points

the vanguard are not cops

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5 points

If you were taken POW he wouldn’t rescue you

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11 points

Fair, I wasn’t a colonel after all

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15 points

stalin was the greatest leader in world history

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