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Ah, this must be the Turing test I’ve heard so much about.

Back when I was an incel nerd, one of my go-to insults was “you couldn’t pass a Turing test!”

Nobody understood what I meant, but that was OK.

Ok, that actually is a really great insult, I’ma start using that.

millions of clapping seals requiring zero effort

I mean this is pretty much any social media following. Either play the part of a fanboy simp or get muted/blocked.

Whenever I see Adam Johnson dunking on Twitter, I’m a) reading it in his voice b) in awe of his way of doing it. Just the perfect combination of measured and ruthless.

Ngl I’d love to do that. But I’m terrible at names and voices, so I don’t know which one is Adam and which one is Nima

WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS

It’s the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

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Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

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