https://archive.ph/pmj5g

At the last election, our flailing voting system gave the public a choice between a promiscuous liar and an extreme socialist, both of whom split their parties, and we’ve ended up being governed by neither of them anyway.

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He’s always been a milquetoast centrist snob but I would guess, without reading, that the guy who’s entire act is being sarcastic is probably being sarcastic here

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What if English humor was entirely sincere this whole time and they’re actually a bunch of incompetent, nascassistic goobers?

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…I like David Mitchell :deeper-sadness:

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A liberal is just a closeted great man theory enjoyer

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this is satire you goobers

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It isn’t. https://twitter.com/RealDMitchell/status/1581596835529252866

Only really the “we should totally do absolute monarchy” part is tongue in cheek. And even then I suspect he does genuinely mean it when he says absolute monarchy would be better than this government.

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I’m fine with the Tories making King Charles the PM, but only because I want to see Corbyn beat his ass during questions hour.

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Depends on how inbred the monarch is I suppose.

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