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Ukrainian dogs are actual descendants of German shepherds and golden retrievers. they are not like Siberian huskies who share the Slavic-mongolian temperament.

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Siberian husky brainpan study when?

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61 points

Word for word something you’d make up to make a crypto-racist joke about the DPRK.

“Our ruling ideology is so perfect that we have even civilized our dogs”, says bad country propaganda.

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My dogs ideology is strictly American.

This morning he saluted a cop, and called me a slur when his breakfast was late.

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My dog sometimes shits in the grass right outside the front door of the cop that lives in my apartment complex :no-dogs-no-masters:

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One pup is a ML and one pup is Maoist-Third Worldist and they both call me a shitlib every day when I wake up and tell me to get back to reading Lenin.

They aren’t wrong I just wish they would stop teasing me :deeper-sadness:

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Huh…my dog just tells me to go to specific coordinates in the pacific because Cthulhu’s waiting

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You should probably listen to it >.>

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43 points

Everything looks like a line if you have literally no depth perception.

“Wow a disorganized group of animals facing the same way! This proves our national supremacy!”

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36 points

Dogs do not queue for food. Show me a video.

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