Conservatives making up fantasy stories about LGBT pedophiles running amok after their 500th conservative politician is arrested for soliciting sex with underage girls
Blue is the best color and this guy knows he’s just grasping at straws
Best colour is red, anyone who disagrees isn’t a real communist, sorry sweaty I don’t make the rules
The unborn can’t speak, so that’s why adults have gender reveal parties for them. They didn’t pick the colors, because feti have psychic powers and truly, really want a blue mushroom cloud to announce what set of genitals they have.
I can’t even read the words “Gender reveal” anymore without thinking about how many forrestfires that had “gender-reveal firework” as it’s origin. Still trying to decide if its funny or not, given that those forrest fires tend to be quite destructive.
There’s an Army Navy store near me that has a giant sign out front that says “we have gender reveal smoke!!!” lmao
CW: Seizure Risk (flashing lights), spoilers for a Japanese cartoon nobody cares about
because feti have psychic powers and truly, really want a blue mushroom cloud
Daily reminder that pedophilia and child abuse are foundational aspects of conservative culture.
It’s all projection, literally, all projection. The cream of the crop is QAnon, just labeling everyone you don’t like as a pedophile, when your own politicians keep getting caught trying to pick up underage girls.