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Conservatives making up fantasy stories about LGBT pedophiles running amok after their 500th conservative politician is arrested for soliciting sex with underage girls

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Blue, the most rare color for adult men’s clothing.

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Blue is the best color and this guy knows he’s just grasping at straws

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We all know the best color is green, if we are excluding black

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:top-cop: Tread lightly, I think Pantone owns that.

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Best colour is red, anyone who disagrees isn’t a real communist, sorry sweaty I don’t make the rules

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Of course, it’s the fastest color

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best color is purple sorry

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The unborn can’t speak, so that’s why adults have gender reveal parties for them. They didn’t pick the colors, because feti have psychic powers and truly, really want a blue mushroom cloud to announce what set of genitals they have.

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I can’t even read the words “Gender reveal” anymore without thinking about how many forrestfires that had “gender-reveal firework” as it’s origin. Still trying to decide if its funny or not, given that those forrest fires tend to be quite destructive.

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There’s an Army Navy store near me that has a giant sign out front that says “we have gender reveal smoke!!!” lmao

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“Sir! Deploying tactical gender, sir!”

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CW: Seizure Risk (flashing lights), spoilers for a Japanese cartoon nobody cares about

because feti have psychic powers and truly, really want a blue mushroom cloud

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74 points

Daily reminder that pedophilia and child abuse are foundational aspects of conservative culture.

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It’s all projection, literally, all projection. The cream of the crop is QAnon, just labeling everyone you don’t like as a pedophile, when your own politicians keep getting caught trying to pick up underage girls.

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i’ve said this before on this channel but political reality is just lolicons projecting all over the place

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