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32 points

Because Chuds are wrong about everything for the wrong reasons.

Dwarf planets are bullshit, not because anyone gives a fuck about Pluto, because nobody wants to memorize dozens of different TNOs and kuiper belt objects.

Fuck you Sedna, you piece of shit, I’m mandating a return to the OG definition of planet - Eyeball visible points of light that act weird. Neptune is now a large comet.

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24 points

Its called Ouranus now, and it’s legally classified as a light truck.

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17 points

:astronaut-1:

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I want to hear your thoughts about Uranus.

I liked when it was called George

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:yes-sicko:

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How dare you not call my big beautiful boy a planet? Do you see me trying to reclassify your children based on their size and other factors I am too stupid to understand?

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I think it might be, in some small part, because this is one of the fundamental things you learn in elementary school science in the american school system (memorize the nine planets) and it is probably one of the precious few things the average american actually remembers from their schooling/about science in general. Couple that with the main character syndrome we have, and a change to their worldview is probably interpreted as a personal attack against them somehow

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it’s literally the same bit people have when confronted with anything that goes against what they learned in school. CRT and that new math technique thing obviously, but it’s also why people yell “basic biology” or “economics 101” or “read a history book” whenever someone tries to explain anything outside of that curriculum to a good chunk of the populous

some sort of lingering trauma related to wasting your childhood in a prison-like facility that teaches you lies. you’ve gotta double down on it lest you confront that maybe we shouldn’t treat children this way

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new math technique thing

ive seen many-a-chud bitch about the crt in schools (not that that even really happens at least that im aware of( … but i have no clue what this is

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had to look it up again “Common core math”

it just teaches kids how numbers are made up of individual parts basically, but it looks confusing at first and then people freaked out

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The funny thing is, it was still considered a planet… A dwarf planet.

Being a dwarf planet doesn’t make it any less of a planet (outside of describing it’s size)

People just let their own prejudices show.

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ROCK AND STONE

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ROCK AND STONE!

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if Pluto doesn’t; have a beard then this is BULLSHIT

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Exactly, poor ceres never gets mentioned

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Ceres deserves to be a planet. It’s round. It’s not orbitting another planet. Who cares if that means there are fifty planets in the solar system instead of 8?

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I don’t think most people know about Trans-Neptunian Objects and the various Kuiper Belt planetoids, doubly so in 2006, so it probably felt like a much bigger deal back then.

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27 points

i remember in 4th grade (~2007-08) soyfacing :soypoint-1: seeing new textbooks with pluto removed from solar system pictures :purge-1: :purge-2:

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