Yes, I like masterbating. Yes, I like free shit. No, we are NOT going to push those terms to the top of the “popular search term” list. Please have some decency.

defo not going to buy that iphone 12 pro max from you

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2 points

Hmm

I mean, personally, i’ve never found a masturbator toy i liked, but even if it got good reviews i would not except a free sex toy. I feel like that’s a one way ticket to dick cancer, population you.

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i hate how unnecessarily gendered everything has to be. like fellas, you are not gonna turn into a woman just because you had to use a pink vibe to stimulate your prostate

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16 points

“Male masturbators” is the term for pocket pussies, not male-branded vibrators.

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1 point

And prostate massagers.

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masturbrator

masterbrators

:kombucha-disgust:

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“MASTERBRATOR” sounds like the title you’d give to a German sausage master artisan. He makes the best brats. He’s the master.

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