TL;DR: Musk has 23 kids and NDAs with (most or all of) the mothers because he wants them to be his Mars scions well I finally fiinished the rest of the article and I got trolled where I got this from, it doesn’t say that. I’m sorry

this was what :will-fancy: was speculating about in the last listenable Chapo episode

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I wonder what other billionaire wanted to spread his seed around the world and tried to create an industry for such with prominent investors and scientists :didnt-kill-himself:

Also how does he enforce these NDAs? I guess when you’re a single mother and the father is a dead beat billionaire, you have to accept his child support or else the kid will end up like him and the cycle continues

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Egg shaped penis :tito-laugh:

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That’s the real reason he killed himself

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Bazinga UFO cult. These people would’ve joined or led Heaven’s Gate if they could

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so glad we don’t have interstellar colony ships with frozen zygotes and spacy colony overseer AI technology

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Oh man, if only. We could load them all up onto the Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B

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Moonraker

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He was friends with Epstein who was into the same shit so of course he is.

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“I do not think humanity is in a great situation right now. And I think if somebody doesn’t fix the problem, we could be gone,” Malcolm half-shouted as he pushed his sniffling 18-month-old, Torsten, back and forth in a child-size Tonka truck.

the Great Man ideology here is amazing. collective action? psshhh, we just don’t have the right individual yet!

Along with his 3-year-old brother, Octavian, and his newborn sister, Titan Invictus, Torsten has unwittingly joined an audacious experiment.

:what-the-hell: the names are unethical enough without even bringing up experimenting on your children

According to his parents’ calculations, as long as each of their descendants can commit to having at least eight children for just 11 generations, the Collins bloodline will eventually outnumber the current human population.

and here is pure idealism. as if the “commitment” is more of a factor in whether they will have eight kids than their material conditions including the environment they are pissing away

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wow i just need to ensure an exponentially growing population adheres to this weird over-breeding tradition for 300 years!!! western civilization is saved!!!

people underestimate how long generations are. as Mao pointed out, Confucius to modern-day spans only 70 generations

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