As a hamburgler, I’m incompatible with officer bigmacs. They represent order and rigid personalities while I’m a believer in chaotic good and having fun. If you looked at me you’d immediately know I’m a stereotypical hamburgler through-and-through. Every morning I wake up and look at the sesame seeds on my breakfast hamburger to know what my day is going to be like. It’s going to be a real shit day.
that’s such a Grimace thing to say
Grimaces are slow-witted while I’m actually an indigo hamburgler with an IQ of 145. It’s very easy for me to think about various things such as quantum mechanics and the meaning of life.
When I compare myself to a Grimace, I find that I’m always better. I’m smarter, I’m faster, people like me, I’d be good at guitar, everyone I know says “wow you’re so smart and fast and creative compared to everyone I’ve ever met”. A Grimace on the other hand, I instantly know that person is beneath me. They were destined to fail.
I’m a Birdie under McRib rising.
The infinity symbol is Norse. A lot of people don’t give the McDonalds mythology the credit it deserves, but there are so many ancient traditions represented in it. This isn’t “Mystic calvinball for white women alienated from a sense of culture”. It’s the continuation of an intellectual lineage stretching back centuries. It wouldn’t have survived that long unless it was all true.
Does moonman say the nword?
There’s a Nyarlathotep in my Happy Meal.
