I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108

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do not, my friends, become addicted to feel-good pee pee sex. it will take hold of you, and you will resent it’s absence

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what a gay

what a lovely gay

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4 points

Ppsex is the mind killer…

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Ah yes the Jordan Peterson school of “actually fucking women is super gay”.

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Women are girls and girls are feminine and icky. Men are boys and boys are masculine and tough so it’s less gay to like masculine features! That’s pretty straightforward!

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I never realized how Mac is basically Tate long before Tate became known until you posted this lmao

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lol no, sex with women is gay sex. sex with men is of course gay sex.

firing a gun at a tree (or a child, or whatever) is straight.

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84 points

Fixed it.

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If having pee pee feel good sex makes me gay then lock me up in gay prison mon capitane.

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30 points

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81 points

Fellas, is it gay to enjoy sex with a woman?

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This is twice this week I make a comment, and then scroll to see someone had made it half an hour before me.

I’m unoriginal.

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40 points

Silver is a perfectly acceptable medal.

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I’ll take what I can get lol

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23 points

i would spin this as “i’m with it with the memes”

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7 points

My old ass: how do you do, fellow comrades?

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Satire has finally died

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the two sexualities:

  • gay
  • ace person who doesn’t like sex but is trying to conform to societal expectations
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Haha,

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