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Crypto nerds just invented a gift card(hexbear.net)

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I don’t think it can be called cash since no one is going to accept it.

Like it’s so stupid, even if the other person were to accept bitcoin or whatever they’ll still need to verify if the address contains crypto or not and whether the private key is valid (both of which needs internet access on some electronic device).

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usernamesaredifficul [he/him]@hexbear.net
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but $100 would be clearly marked as such here I just have the word of a crypto-bro

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old_goat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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If they wanted it to be treated as cash, they’d denominate it in satoshis printed on the card, with a prominent qr code for easy scanning of the wallet address.

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happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Have fun being poor. When BoobaCum replaces FIAT currency in 2023, I’m going to get rich quick while you peasants continue to eat mud.

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Simferopol [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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:xibe-check: :kim-drip: yoink

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lutteurdeclasse2 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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love to hold a 100$ bill, oh wait nvm sorry it’s actually 87$ as of today, but don’t worry, in a month it may be worth 50$! or 40, no one had thought about this before

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