Dear Catholic Church, There are too many Popes John. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

to be fair even in my personal life I have found it impossible to keep track of all the men named John I know

honestly i think that’s amazing and we shouldn’t try to correct it

can you imagine being John XXI and realising too late that you fucked up and counted XIV twice but now it’s too late to go back in front of everyone and go ‘woopsie’