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Merry Christmas to you too. :post-hog:

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Imagine not being comfortable just saying “gay” or “trans”.

When they send wreckers, they’re not sending their best.

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:PIGPOOPBALLS:

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If you really did want to make this Christmas merry you would submit your hog for inspection by the volcel vanguard.

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wow I actually forgot about this one. you fucking got me, I have to leave the website in shame

imho it’s a great dick but at the moment it’s so disgustingly hairy, like on the sides and everything, I can’t do that to you

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so shave it. what, you don’t own a trimmer? or some scissors? you some kind of fuckin animal?

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:PIGPOOPBALLS:

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we require the rendering of your penis

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Weak excuse tbh.

Submit cock.

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yawn

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I mean this with nothing but good cheer!

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:PIGPOOPBALLS:

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[crickets chirp]

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I hope you find a worthwhile hobby in the new year.

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everyone I don’t like is a soulless npc who exists only when they talk to me

erm, that’s kind of cryptofascist ngl

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