1. What’s the point of Hexbear? Well, what’s the point of anything?

  2. Hexbear emphatically rejects anything that is not hexagonal and fully supports anything that is.

  3. The better you understand a bear, the more hexagonal they turn out to be.

  4. Hexbear says “Don’t be fooled into believing there has to be a reason for everything.”

  5. Hexbear reveals the surprising truth about people and situations.

  6. Hexbear does not subscribe to any religion or endorse any political party, or do anything other than be hexagonal and ursine.

  7. There is no real secret to feeling OK

  8. Hexbear may be the preferred website of other people, such as yourself.

  9. Never underestimate the surprising powers of Hexbear brand websites.

  10. Please wake up every morning knowing bears are going to be hexagonal.

i still don’t know why this site was named hexbear and im kinda nervous to ask

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Ever seen this dope-ass bear?

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2 points

It’s actually pretty boring.

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3 points

I needed #7 today.

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  1. You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures.

  2. The innocence of the creature is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master.

  3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers.

  4. You hide, They seek.

  5. Paranoids are not paranoids because they’re paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.

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Hexbear says “Don’t be fooled into believing there has to be a reason for everything.”

name one thing that isn’t caused by the preceding pre-conditions of the universe.

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Lol imagine only being able to perceive time as linear.

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name one other thing :wojak-nooo:

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Brian Doyle-Murray

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:mao-clap:

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