Do it, coward
Your bones constantly ache because they wish to slumber in an ancient barrow only to reanimate when a wayward group of adventurers attempt to steal the sorcerer’s magic gemstones. Instead you go to work and sit in traffic
Those necromancers’ recruitment posters are really getting over the top.
Why I was anorexic for so long
:tibia-case:
No gender, but the straights will sometimes try to give it to you anyway.
If this was made Unironically, then the author has definitely never touched a woman’s breast lol