Do it, coward
13 points
Those necromancers’ recruitment posters are really getting over the top.
Your bones constantly ache because they wish to slumber in an ancient barrow only to reanimate when a wayward group of adventurers attempt to steal the sorcerer’s magic gemstones. Instead you go to work and sit in traffic
Just watch out for Scrooge!
9 points
No gender, but the straights will sometimes try to give it to you anyway.
If this was made Unironically, then the author has definitely never touched a woman’s breast lol
Why I was anorexic for so long
