1. Hey what’s your favorite piece of communist theory?

  2. What’s your favorite animal?

  3. What’s your favorite smell?

  4. What’s your favorite starter Pokemon? Or, if you don’t have one, then what’s your favorite butt? Big butts or small butts?

  5. What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?

  6. What’s that behind you?

  7. What is a fucking atom even?

EDIT: Bonus 8th qiestion. What’s for favorite custom emoji? :owl-wink:

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  1. Das Kapital. I like derived and updated communist theory, but this OG is still a banger and comes in useful more often than the rest, for me.

  2. Rabbit

  3. Onions getting fried in a little olive oil.

  4. Bulbasaur every time.

  5. Some recent Netflix Christmas movie about a rich idiot that learns the value of Christmas by doing something nice for like 3 people and then getting rewarded with nepotistic transfer of ownership of a huge company. I think Netflix has like 4 movies with this plot.

  6. A I R

  7. Cute little particle made up of at least a proton, at least one electron, and sometimes some neutrons.

My favorite custom emoji is :lenin-cat:

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  1. State & Rev.

  2. Galapagos Penguins

  3. a soft cherry blossom

  4. Turtwig

  5. Battlefield Earth

  6. :scared:

  7. :scared:

Ssssecrets
  1. :bugs-stalin:
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1 How to Read Donald Duck because while it sounds like a joke title its actually about the coup against Allende, the real 9/11, the destruction of Chile and how Disney may be the most evil corporation in :amerikkka:

2 Too many that I love to pick but gun to my head, snakes because they get a bad rap and the fact that they have no arms makes me sad

3 Petrichor, the smell after it rains

4 Torchic but I also really like Treecko and that new weed cat

5 Barely Leathal, a teen high school comedy about girls being MKUltra’d into weapons for the :cia: where the basic premise is presented as mostly a good thing, the villian had every right to want revenge on :amerikkka: for what was done to her and the main character remained brainwashed even when she thought she was getting away

6 back pain

7 a collection of subatomic particles that allow Xi to end this nightmare forever :xi-plz:

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  1. yellow parenti speech
  2. cats
  3. gingerbread/ginger snaps I could huff that shit all day
  4. quaquaval, haven’t even played the newest one but they fucking slay
  5. honestly Thor: Love and Thunder
  6. my fuckin drywall
  7. same thing as fucking magnets, how do they work?
  8. tie between :maduro-katana-1: and :stalin-gun-1:, with the :astronaut-1: and :the-gunman: coming in close second, I just love how versatile they all are
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Oh god Thor Love and Thunder was really fucking bad, and I generally mildly enjoy marvel slop

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