one. Stasi State or Socialist Paradise

four. small butts i am small i have no need of surplus, share it with the people!

five. skinamarink

1. Combat Liberalism

2. My dog because she loves me

3. Fresh baked apple pie but it’s tied with fresh baked bread

4. My favorite butt is my own because I sit on it

5. When we were like preteens my friend suggested we go see Master of Disguise in the movie theater and I liked Dana Carvey in Wayne’s World so I agreed. When the credits rolled, he apologized for suggesting it before I even said anything.

6. :astronaut-1:

7. When an atom loves another atom very much

8. :screm-pretty:

1. Das Kapital. I like derived and updated communist theory, but this OG is still a banger and comes in useful more often than the rest, for me.

2. Rabbit

3. Onions getting fried in a little olive oil.

4. Bulbasaur every time.

5. Some recent Netflix Christmas movie about a rich idiot that learns the value of Christmas by doing something nice for like 3 people and then getting rewarded with nepotistic transfer of ownership of a huge company. I think Netflix has like 4 movies with this plot.

6. A I R

7. Cute little particle made up of at least a proton, at least one electron, and sometimes some neutrons.

My favorite custom emoji is :lenin-cat:

1. Blackshirts and Reds
2. Seals, specifically harp seals, they are the fluffiest blubber balls.
3. That smell when you have a good curry going.
4. Oh for sure piplup. And I like tight asses but also ABAB.
5. M. Night Shamalan’s Avatar is still one the worst movie going experiences I have ever had.
6. Oh no!
7. Mostly empty space.
8. :party-sicko: