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Buy the dip

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…Judge Doom?

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Oh are you kidding me? I was joking that this was going to happen back in 2021, I never thought they would actually do it. Are we really going to have a farcical version of the 2008 crash?

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At least they aren’t also going to fuck up housing this time

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Right? :Padme-1:

…Right? :Padme-2:

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They’re crashing the mortgage banks

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Love it when the various sectors of the economy spontaneously line themselves up like dominos during a year that is already likely to have a recession in it.

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None of them want to miss out on the handouts

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It’d be vaguely amusing if Congress spends so much time in “debt-ceiling standoff” mode this year that there are no handouts.

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you love to see all our major financial institutions decide to buy the dip

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