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Crypto bailout in 2023

Listening to Jerome Powell explain why we need the fed to buy a trillion dollars of dogecoin derivatives to prevent meemaw’s pension from going to zero is gonna be my Ted K seeing a road cut through his woods moment

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Maybe the guy who made this decision is an accelerationist

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Oh are you kidding me? I was joking that this was going to happen back in 2021, I never thought they would actually do it. Are we really going to have a farcical version of the 2008 crash?

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At least they aren’t also going to fuck up housing this time

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Right? :Padme-1:

…Right? :Padme-2:

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They’re crashing the mortgage banks

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love that the backbone of the western economy is dudes in suits exchanging empty briefcases that have dollar signs on them

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Man A hands Man B one million dollars.

Man B then hands Man A back that one million dollars.

They have just increased the GDP by two million dollars.

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17 points

Buy the dip

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…Judge Doom?

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