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“Food made of dragons and ghosts and unicorns and bigfeets and shit needs clear labels, new Texas bill says”

I want in on the grift. I want to be able to write laws making it illegal for satano-liberals to sacrifice children to satan to bring a good harvest for four years then coast on podcasting and cpac appearances and sell gold and boner pills for the rest of my miserable life.

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They make it look so easy :sicko-wistful:

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Does it count if they aren’t aborted til you cook them?

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Have they advanced to “periods are evidence of abortion because the woman murdered an egg” yet?

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38 points

they’re making bills out of those images that get shared on facebook by scaring yer gran

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/r/billsfromgrandma

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Aww I like the surprise of not knowing. It’s like doing the Pepsi Challenge but with Beyond meat.

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I hate when i dig into a stouffer’s microwave mac and cheese and find one of those tiny 4-week-old still-beating hearts on my fork

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The fetus is the size of a Cornish hen at that stage

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Oh my god lol.

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Extra protein

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:what-the-hell:

Is this a new right wing conspiracy or an old one?

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old. It’s about using HEK cells to develop sweeteners and maybe flavors. Of course no HEK cells go into any product. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HEK_293_cells

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senomyx

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