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This makes me want to get printed underwear with my bfs face on it for a gag

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Get him underwear with your face on it too. Then it can be a weird couples gag

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we do gags all the time. i got a custom printout tattoo of his face on my uh

tbh its a little derivative. i love fucking with him during sex. usually i just tell the most absurd jokes when he is about to finish :shrug-outta-hecks:

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Kristina go on Cum Town

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These exist and the yandere vibes are over the top enough to become funny in the right context

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:volcel-judge: THIS IS A RAID, CAPTURE ALL OF THEIR DEVICES AND DO A THOROUGH SEARCH THROUGH THEM

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11 points

Cavity search?

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:sicko-wistful:

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I was just thinking “I wonder what Dirt_Owl will think of thi…”

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:owl-wink:

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