Real talk, why don’t they compare the clitoris to a bird noticeably often?
9 points
Would you tear down the Mona Lisa?
This is just like Communion by Whitley Strieber :posad:
26 points
This makes me want to get printed underwear with my bfs face on it for a gag
These exist and the yandere vibes are over the top enough to become funny in the right context
20 points
Get him underwear with your face on it too. Then it can be a weird couples gag
19 points
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we do gags all the time. i got a custom printout tattoo of his face on my uh
tbh its a little derivative. i love fucking with him during sex. usually i just tell the most absurd jokes when he is about to finish :shrug-outta-hecks:
16 points
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lmao
