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The true compromise would be to just name every public building after famous American serial killers, “The Jeffery Dahmer Police Academy”

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The Ted Bundy Center For Kids Who Don’t Read Good

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36 points

The George W Bush Presidential Library is already way ahead of you.

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Bibb Graves could probably be fairly called a serial killer

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Sounds like a character from a third-tier Star Wars show.

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Well… I mean, the post-reconstruction Klan Terror would make a pretty good plot for a prestige TV series. The distant Republic invades, defeats the evil slaver armies, stations federal troops, things get massively better for everyone and there’s a ten year golden age of peace, prosperity, and progress. But then some political shit happens in the far away republic capitol so the troops get withdrawn and all the evil slaver army officers for costumed terror squads that gradually crush the newly emerging society and violently re-impose slavery while people fight desperately to stop them? It’s pretty fucking dystopian though, History makes for pretty depressing source material.

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16 points

Henry Kissinger Peace and Not Committing Mass Murder Foundation

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26 points

:meemaw: Oh, bless their hearts. . .

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unlimited genocide :took-restraint:

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14 points

the crimes of this guilty land :john-brown:

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20 points

Compromise: name it after the first black slave owner in the US

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Universities really are just completely ensnared by the iron law of instititutions as other orgs. Every donor must be indulged in order of the value of their donation. No controversy can be undertaken, ever. Anything that makes the uni look bad must be ruthlessly suppressed.

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