instead of linking the tweet I’mma just link the vote

https://clerk.house.gov/Votes/2023117

actual fucking title: "Condemning the Chinese Communist Party’s use of a high-altitude surveillance balloon over United States territory as a brazen violation of United States sovereignty "

see see pee bawoon gave me havana syndrome

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:geordi-no: elected officials agreeing water and food are basic human rights

:geordi-yes: elected officials agreeing the balloon was scary

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I saw a balloon and I was scared of the balloon and the balloon looked at me and now the balloon is gone I want everyone to make a fuss of me for being so brave around the scary balloon! :powercry-2:

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You know what’s currently floating over the US and has been for a few days is actually a major danger for American citizens? The big ball of toxic gas from the train derailment. You useless suits should condemn Norfolk Southern you idiots.

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So…was that a spy balloon? They have the wreckage now, right? What have they discovered? Just regular weather monitoring shit or actual spy stuff?

I’m curious if they’ll ever release the information to the public.

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They will likely say “we found equipment that could be used for X”; which carefully dances around the fact that sure, lots of weather stuff could be used for something else…

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Upon recovery of the wreckage, investigators determined that the balloon could have been used to make a dog or a swan with which to amuse attendees at a a children’s birthday party.

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There no way we’ll know any time soon. I’m sure they’ll lie about it and then down the line when the documents on this whole fiasco are declassified we’ll find out it’s exactly what China said it was.

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Can’t China put forth a counter claim? Then atleast we’ll have two differing accounts of the contents of the balloon out in public.

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The Chinese Embassy did (they were the ones who said it was a weather balloon that got blown off course) and it was basically ignored.

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If they did/do our media would just ignore it

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No, you’ll still have only one account out in public

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this a government with 5000 nukes that fear mongers constantly about Iran (zero nukes) and North Korea (15 nukes) nonstop.

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Are they up to 15 nukes? good for them.

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France has 300, because of course

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Of course they’re never going to admit that it was actually just a weather balloon.

And considering how fucked up the US media is, no one is even going to ask them anyways.

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They will never, ever tell the mundane truth

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Who knows. Maybe they’ll say it was spying on our barometric pressure and vital national secrets like the wind speed velocity and current heading.

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they hit the balloon with a cruise missile and then it fell in the ocean where it stayed for some time.

it’s probably pretty damaged

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:doubt:

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Can’t read it.

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pay-per of record :kelly:

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disable javscript.

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Smash the escape key as it’s loading

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They decided what it was going to be way before they recovered anything.

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There were antennae possibly capable of two way communication! It’s obviously spying on :meemaw: and you should be afraid! Give me $500 billion for AUKUS now!

/s

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Dialectics point to you won’t

All the very few people I’ve seen call out the balloon story for being obviously not a spy one didn’t even say stuff like “there’s so much anti China propaganda”, “we’re trying to get more military funding” but rather things like “China would never do such a brazen act because we can instantly nuke their entire country to dust”, “they wouldn’t dare mess with us, USA! USA! USA!”

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It took WWI to bring the Soviet Union into this world. The next-stage of communism will not come about simply because people choose to change their economic system. It will happen because it makes the most sense given conditions. Every grand shift in systems (economic and otherwise) have come about because of massive upheaval and human misery. I’m not saying I WANT that to happen. But let’s be real here, we know where capitalism is headed.

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So if I personally believe I am the next Lenin (lemon) I will help this come about #greatmantheory

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