LMAO I can’t

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Haha Yahoo News comments are indistinguishable from Hexbear sarcasm :sicko-hexbear:

Kinda funny how NOW, all of a sudden China has baloons in their air space. I am sure they put them up there so they can point the finger back at us. We are NOT stupid China

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We are NOT stupid China

:data-laughing:

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We are NOT stupid China

:doubt:

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<- clueless

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Americans only just learned weather balloons exist so they’re understandably skeptical

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When folks talk about ‘the cold war popping off’ this is not what I imagined.

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There’s a lot of hot air in this one though

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Bug Report: When “out of control inflation” occurs in the simulation, the program starts generating a bunch of news stories about runaway balloons. Suggest double checking the use of any inflation related variables to make sure the code is properly distinguishing between inflation (monetary), inflation (balloon), and inflation (fetish).

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I don’t think Bloons TD was meant to be taken as war doctrine, but what do I know?

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You know what?

If Cold War 2 is just two countries in a pissing match about who can shoot down the most of each other’s weather balloons, I’m fine with that.

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Propaganda plot by oil tycoons to reduce the amount of measurements of the effects of climate change

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Military needs another $ 1.5 Trillion to develop cold seeking missles.

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