PEOPLE LOVE DOGS, THEY WILL FIND HOMES IN FIVE SECONDS AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING, YOU ABSOLUTE CLOD :matt-jokerfied:
give the dogs to willing weed smokers, they can get treats for finding lost nugs
The dog adpotion buisness in this country is FUBAR’d and they’re trying to gentrify pet ownership.
But that view is increasingly being challenged by groups including the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals — whose own president and chief executive, Matthew Bershadker, says he was turned down when he and his family looked for a dog about a year and a half ago. In fact, he was rejected twice.
Once, he said, it was because the dog they had settled on was offered by an out-of-state group that required a pre-adoption home inspection. It didn’t have anyone to send to Bershadker’s residence in New York, so that was that. The second time, he said, “they simply said, ‘You work too much.’ Despite assurances of a dog walker . . . and a fenced yard, and I mean, it was kind of crazy.”
I experienced this myself. It tramatized me. Now I curse the hell out of the TV any time one of those news stations put up adoption calls or there’s some ad for an adoption agency.
:sartre-pipe: quote
Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
30% of American police departments have employed psychics. PSYCHICS! Basically a fucking Inquisition
how do i get that job and how do i keep it after i always say it was middle-aged white people?
You need to make lots of 80s references, eat a lot of snacks, buy a motorcycle to never use, and team up with the only black main character on a major American TV network and ride around in his company car from the job he’s never at.
The American government is not only completely deranged and irredeemable, but also incredibly fucking stupid.
NOOOOOOO THE HECKIN COP DOGGOS ARE GONNA BE UNEMPLOYED :wojak-nooo:
Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. -Sartre
Read: I’ll use police dogs as an excuse for why we should continue locking up black and brown people for cheap labor.
