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amused left handed sword lesbian sounds

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really? that fucking rules. What’s your favorite sword? reaches out right hand for handshake

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I find it hard to pick a favorite sword when Tervell posts five new ones every day, but probably some kind of basket-hilted cutlass because i’m a pirate at heart

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14 points

Southpaw lesbians are why you’re not supposed to shake hands with women. We lose more and more :jordan-eboy-peterson: fans every day to these vagabonds.

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7 points

:meow-knife-trans: <- omg she’s literally me

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52 points

Plunging my concealed left handed dirk deep into his neck while going in for the handshake.

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47 points

Lefties stay winning.

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Truly sinister

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50 points

I cant shake peoples hands because I always carry around a zweihänder

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27 points

While you wasted time shitposting on hexbear, I studied the way of the blade.

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20 points

i know who im sticking with when the feds come down with the tercios

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14 points

Cut a dude in half

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sigma male grindset

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Frantically paging through my notebook of kinetic hand interaction schematics to prove you wrong

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33 points

My family held the patent on handshakes for over 700 years, until that bastard Stalin stole it from us.

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Mao took my family’s handshake factory

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My great grandfather had the monopoly of handshakes in all of China

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It was designed by God!!! :jordan-eboy-peterson:

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3 points

cries

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I don’t think the “fellas, is it gay to [do an extremely non-gendered or heterosexual thing]“ joke will ever not be hilarious

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