amused left handed sword lesbian sounds
really? that fucking rules. What’s your favorite sword? reaches out right hand for handshake
Southpaw lesbians are why you’re not supposed to shake hands with women. We lose more and more :jordan-eboy-peterson: fans every day to these vagabonds.
Plunging my concealed left handed dirk deep into his neck while going in for the handshake.
I cant shake peoples hands because I always carry around a zweihänder
My family held the patent on handshakes for over 700 years, until that bastard Stalin stole it from us.
I don’t think the “fellas, is it gay to [do an extremely non-gendered or heterosexual thing]“ joke will ever not be hilarious