23 points

“New York Times opinion columnist Pamela Paul recently wrote a column titled ‘In Defense of J.K. Rowling.’ Have you read it?”

J.K. Rowling: “Nah. That shit is behind a paywall, and I’m not wasting any money on that dogshit excuse for journalism.”

lol

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19 points

“Was it embarrassing when you used a pseudonym to see if people would like your work without the name J.K. Rowling attached, and it turns out that they didn’t like it at all, and then you had to reveal you were using a pseudonym to increase the sales?”

J.K. Rowling: “Yes, quite.”

obliterated

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“Let’s talk about some other issues. Are you anti-abortion as well?”

J.K. Rowling: “Oh, not at all. In fact, in the books, the Gryffindor Seamus Finnigan is an aborted fetus, and he’s quite popular and a very proficient duelist.”

That one is just perfect. That is what she does in interviews.

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9 points

Anything more than 20 years old is dumb, particularly if you liked it as a kid.

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Young Pioneers BTFO, lol, imagine reading theory as a child more than 20 years ago.

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