Great, now the empire is going to have mentats.

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7 points

+2 INT

+2 PER

+1 CHR

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10 points

Twisted mentats at that

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We’re not all bad

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America having mentats is bad, but mentats on the whole are pretty awesome.

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13 points

All the elites and their kids are still getting a decent education in all the technical stuff. Meanwhile, the conservatives want the majority of the population to learn about the science of Jebus and the rib lady. You can’t have the whole population become skilled in math and science, otherwise you can’t force poorly educated people to head to the manufacturing factory where all the math is being used to engineer bombs and tanks

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7 points

It’s a contradictory mess that I am told that as a non-fash, I am both “the enemy” that needs to be Minecrafted, but also “the help”, as I am just some rube to doesn’t understand the genius of white people, so I should just shut up and spend the rest of my life cleaning toilets while the geniuses sit on their asses spending their lives making up bullshit rules.

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10 points

This isnt fire emblem you cant just breed kids for better stats

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43 points

Let’s humour this and pretend it’s something you can do. As a math person, trust me you don’t want to breed more of us. Ypu’ll just get a population of annoying pedants all suffering from a very specific type of anxiety.

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:kubrick-stare: :kubrick-stare: :kubrick-stare: :kubrick-stare: :kubrick-stare: :kubrick-stare: :kubrick-stare: :kubrick-stare: :kubrick-stare:

Fuck, we bred the wrong type of pedant

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11 points

Actually he’s an ephebant

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It’s not like material conditions under capitalism could find a use for all of them anyways.

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26 points

“Not every math person is a Woody Allen character”

Yeah we are don’t gaslight me

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Candace with the calipers again :eyeroll:

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