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Jesus is a gay icon and I’m tired of the revisionists saying otherwise. Him and the boys got up to some real kinky feet shit I’m telling you.

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Nah that’s revisionism. Him and the boys had all those romantic poly dinners.

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Quick reminder that in the actual fucking Bible:

  • Jesus says rich people don’t go to heaven
  • Jesus beats merchants with a whip and overturned their tables
  • Jesus’ closest disciples are described as forming a protocommunist society (Acts 2:44)

In conclusion, :jesus-cleanse:

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I don’t care if it rains or freezes

As long as I got my supply-side Jesus

Sitting on the dashboard of my car

Though I may have scars and a boil

He’ll hook me up with rich man’s oil

Assuring me with debt I will go far

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I won’t fear class precarity

As long as I got trickle-down Mary

Sitting on the dashboard of my car

I may be under a mountain of debt

But at least I’m no longer proletariat

And if I cause trouble, I know what the consequences are

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