Jesus is a gay icon and I’m tired of the revisionists saying otherwise. Him and the boys got up to some real kinky feet shit I’m telling you.
Quick reminder that in the actual fucking Bible:
- Jesus says rich people don’t go to heaven
- Jesus beats merchants with a whip and overturned their tables
- Jesus’ closest disciples are described as forming a protocommunist society (Acts 2:44)
In conclusion, :jesus-cleanse:
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
As long as I got my supply-side Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Though I may have scars and a boil
He’ll hook me up with rich man’s oil
Assuring me with debt I will go far