79 points

I love that he thinks they’ll try and kill him instead of just, like, deactivate his account.

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10 points

I have no thumbs and I must post

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53 points

Praetorian guard do ya thang :inshallah:

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given who he owes money to, I figure getting bonesawed into bits and packed into a suitcase is more likely than one of his poor H-1 serfs deciding to coup him via force

in which case bodyguards seem pretty well-equipped to turn to that end

what a fucking moron

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He owes the Saudi’s a lot of money but he’s also good for it. He could sell tesla stock to get the money. It would seriously harm the company and his personal fortune but he could get the money

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24 points

Also, if someone that powerful owes you money, the last thing you want to do is for them to pay off the debt completely. Then you don’t have anything to hold over them

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yeah that was mostly joking, they couldn’t do him like they did koshoggi

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et tu, @brute?

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We’ll coup whoever we want!

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Lol he’s gonna snap

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this is all the long drawn out process of him snapping

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39 points

a specter is haunting the twitter HQ

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