We’ll coup whoever we want!

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79 points

I love that he thinks they’ll try and kill him instead of just, like, deactivate his account.

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10 points

I have no thumbs and I must post

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21 points

Twitter is undoubtedly higher on the ‘employees who bring their bat’leth to the office’ index. Seems like something that even a semi function HR department could deal with though. As long as he doesn’t fuck with that, I’m sure he’s fine!

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Can someone check who the closest figure to an interior minister is in the company?

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Director of HR probably.

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Someone is going to funge his tokens!

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30 points

some of you still aren’t getting it - they’re going to use multiple slurp juices on a single ape!

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How dare you screenshot my JPEG!

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19 points

Richest guy on earth having no idea how corporate ownership works rocks tbh. Also, we need to see if the X.com CEO before Musk died under mysterious circumstances in the 90s

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9 points

Like a January 9th style where they just have to occupy the building and kill the leaders to claim legitimacy.

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As opposed to the January 6th style, where they mill about and have an impromptu ren faire

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Lmao I forgot about the date of that clownfest. I meant Jan 6.

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seriously, like i guess it’s kind of possible, but it’s nothing that an armed guard could help with. staging a coup at twitter would mean that someone with access to production and enough extra passwords takes the site hostage or something.

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Kidnapping him and hiding him in Bill Cosby’s basement dungeon.

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