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This guy is asking for thinly veiled cover for his sex tourism. Medellín (Colombia in general) is a hot spot for sex tourism.

But a normal people not looking for sex tourism would just say, “what should i do in Medellín”, you know, like a normal person.

This is typical lib thinking, convincing himself he’s “a world traveler” going to immerse himself in the “culture”, telling friends the “legit” reasons he’s going, but his true motivation is a perverse hedonistic coke bender.

Colombia is awesome in general. But the vibe is this guy wants to go for all the wrong reasons yet pretend he’s going for some higher enlightenment so he can make cognitive dissonance between his alleged intentions and actual actions to salvage his internal moral conflict.

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this just made me remember this awkward joke i made once, when i was telling a newish acquaintance about a trip i took in my early 20s to Amsterdam. in reality, i flew there after quitting a job i hated to be part of the magic of legal weed for a week, back before it was decriminalized anywhere in north america. anyway, fast forward 10 years and i’m telling someone about going there and seeing some commuter with a fold up bicycle getting off a train and they ask, “oh why did you go to the netherlands?” and i said, in my typically deadpan style, “for the legal prostitution obviously”, which i thought would be recognized as obviously ludicrous because i thought i didn’t seem like the type. but i guess i sold it by throwing it away like that. story of my life.

of course, they looked at me blankly, trying to hide disgust. i quickly tried to explain i was joking and just an idiot stoner going to the stoner mecca of the early 2000s, but it took some convincing.

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:jesse-wtf: where on earth can you go there isn’t women?

interested gay man minds want to know

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monastic_community_of_Mount_Athos not just human women, but even most female animals are banned. Finally, a mountain for Boys

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Female domestic animals such as cows or sheep are also barred, the only exception being cats due to their mousing abilities

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How have they not died out after subsisting on bull milk? It doesn’t have the right nutritional value!

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27 points

Dudes Rock Monastery

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the ancient greeks missed the mark of the heavens but by a few hundred leagues :very-smart:

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Isle Of Man.

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brazil worked for greenwald

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Cryptoland

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There are at least 3 women in langley I’ll have you know

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There are no women in Taiwan?

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The ukraine flag in the avatar is just :chefs-kiss:

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May he end up hanging on the side of the highway

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Critical support for whichever criminal or gang shoots this sexpat and leaves his body in a ditch.

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Reading this made a funny thing my grandpa used to say pop into my head. When it hit like 106F outside he’d say “it’s hotter than a two-peckered billygoat!” Goofy old man.

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