I mean Grimes being CIA checks out

The only thing Elon should dedicate his life to is gargling my balls, followed secondly by making reparations to anyone he ever fucked over.

the fucked up part is he made a billion billion dollars, lost all his hair, got it reimplanted, and THEN became a TFW no gf /pol/ guy

Elon is being FinDommed by the nanny state, edging Elon via the slow collapse

He likely posted this while sitting inside the CIA meeting room waiting for his boss to explain the situation with starlinks in China